Well done all school leavers. Good luck with your exams and have fun afterwards. Don’t forget your school years. - Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev
Some British Wit
A note from George Bernard Shaw: Dear Mr. Churchill. Enclosed you will find two tickets for the opening night performance of my new play Pygmallion. One for you, one for a friend. If you have one.
Response from Winston Churchill: Dear Mr. Shaw. Unfortunately, I am not able to attend your opening night performance. But please send me two tickets for the second night’s performance. If there is one.
